friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
I think someone is hiding under Jennifer dress
probably Josh
Josh.
I mean he’s short enough
maybe it’s Leonardo DiCaprio, it might the closest he gets to an Oscar
(Source: stay-together-always)
all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY
first comes love
then comes marriage
thanks obama
you’re welcome.
i haven’t seen this post since the election!
(Source: the-family-kenway)
Twilight in two seconds
This is the only twilight thing I will ever reblog.
I have been waiting for this gif
(Source: niallers-angel)
IM SO DEAD.
there is some real inception shit happening here
there’s no way this is an accident
WHAT’S HAPPENING
Damn
I JUST-
(Source: roarofsilence)