Random crap from the internet's darkest corners...

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

scyko:

phantomroxy:

dude chrome is frickin brutal

(Source: partyroxy)

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

sirhaymitchabernathy:

jasongracist:

plutarchss:

I think someone is hiding under Jennifer dress

probably Josh

Josh.

I mean he’s short enough

maybe it’s Leonardo DiCaprio, it might the closest he gets to an Oscar

(Source: stay-together-always)

porcelainivoryvalyriansteel:

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

i haven’t seen this post since the election!

(Source: the-family-kenway)